so where do i begin on the topic of online dating? oh, i know..right there with that title.
nothing like getting a email that says "bigblackgod21 has messaged you..". alright sweet, lets see what "big black god" has to say...
"man your mighty fine for a white girl"
pshh..ok!? so i reply a "ha! thanks." only to get back an even more entertaining "girl you built for a black guy". again, umm ok?! too bad there's only mere headshots of me on there, but apparently he knows what my body is like? haha. so there's the first good one.
after cleaning all day today i of course landed right at my desk to waste countless hours accomplishing a whole lot of nothing on the internet. anyhoo, i ended up talking to this guy who explains that every girl he dates just ends up ditching him, blah blah blah. tells me how he doesn't like spending money on dates. really?! do you really think that's a good thing to tell a girl that you just 'met'? probably not. then he tells me how he needs a haircut and that at the gym today he was sweating all over the place. anddd thats when i cut him off. hello, really!?! you wonder why girls play the friendship card?! wow.
i'm not really sure why i'm even attempting to find a guy to date through that crap. when they ask if we can meet up sometime, i mostly reply with maybe. they always ask why i'm on the site and what i'm looking for. my god i don't even know the answers to those! umm..i'm here because i'm bored and want to be entertained. if some attractive guy somehow stumbles upon me, well hey! i'm in luck! otherwise no, i don't really care to meet you probably. one mistake i sometimes enjoy making is the "oh yeah you can text me here's my number..." because i'm too lazy to sit at my computer all night. that is followed with endless texts in which every sentence ends with an exclamation point. OK I GET IT. your happy or something. fuck. stop using that shit! i mean really there has GOT to be a better way of doing this thing!
on a different subject: i have been hoaxing myself into believing it is necessary to make a "5 year wisconsin plan", meaning that i will stay for another 5 years, see where i'm at and go from there. i feel like i'm totally restricting myself by doing that but maybe it's the discipline that i need. who knows! yeah, i'm going to think that one over a bit.
